Another Taco Bell Story

I ran into someone the other day at Taco Bell. I knew this guy from high school. I noticed that the cash register engineer forgot one of my tacos. I pointed this out to the guy. He said, "Yeah, well it wouldn't be Taco Bell unless they messed something up, right?"

The next time I visited Taco Bell, it was via drivethrough. I ordered three tacos, including one chicken soft taco, and an extra-large drink. They gave me a large drink and, instead of a chicken soft taco, they gave me a taco with chicken in it, smothered with tons of secret sauce. Here it is:

I didn't eat it.