Taco Bell: Fun for the Whole Family

The soft taco supreme from Taco Bell.

The Taco Supreme is my favorite thing on the menu. Made from a secret recipe going back for generations. What's the secret recipe? I don't know and i probably don't want to know.
Regular Taco Suprem, hard shell. Before:
And after.
The Steak Baja Chalupa. Too greasy for me, but the wife likes 'em.

Once upon a Taco Bell in Tucson

The other other day i was in Tucson, so i visited a Taco Bell i used to frequent during high school. We ordered our food, sat down, and then notice that the lobby was loaded with people who had been waiting who-knows-how-long for their take-out. I looked behind the counter and it looked like maybe one (out of four) guys was doing anything. We ended up waiting about 45 minutes for our precious 99 cent tacos.

Another Taco Bell Story

I ran into someone the other day at Taco Bell. I knew this guy from high school. I noticed that the cash register engineer forgot one of my tacos. I pointed this out to the guy. He said, "Yeah, well it wouldn't be Taco Bell unless they messed something up, right?"

The next time I visited Taco Bell, it was via drivethrough. I ordered three tacos, including one chicken soft taco, and an extra-large drink. They gave me a large drink and, instead of a chicken soft taco, they gave me a taco with chicken in it, smothered with tons of secret sauce. Here it is:

I didn't eat it.

Taco Bell (also known as "Toxic Smell")

Sometimes i crave Taco Bell (referred to by many as "Toxic Smell"). This is obviously not a logical craving because there is nothing nutritious about anything served there. Yet i crave it. Often. Why? as Mike Myers would say, because of addictive chemicals that get into your system and make you crave it fort-nightly.


It tastes good, and it's cheap. unlimited refills on the soda. and service is usually fast, except sometimes, such as the other day when me and the wife went to Taco Bell at 1:30 in the afternoon and it still wasn't open because the manager hadn't shown up. The employees were sitting around there to inform us.